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1821It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Share on Facebook      
1822It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Share on Facebook      
1823It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it. Share on Facebook      
1824It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly. Share on Facebook      
1825It takes two to lie. One to tell the lie and one to listen. Share on Facebook      
1826It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. Share on Facebook      
1827It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Share on Facebook      
1828It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Share on Facebook      
1829It was all so different before everything changed. Share on Facebook      
1830It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !! Share on Facebook      
1831It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Share on Facebook      
1832It was so cold today, my lawyer had his hands in his own pockets. Share on Facebook      
1833It was two years ago today, I lost my wife I'll never forget that card game. Share on Facebook      
1834It will be a great day when education is paid for and we see the military holding a bake sale to raise funds. Share on Facebook      
1835It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber. Share on Facebook      
1836It works better if you plug it in first. Share on Facebook      
1837It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!' Share on Facebook      
1838It would be nice to be respected without having to be respectable. Share on Facebook      
1839It would save me a lot of time if my supermarket had an aisle marked "unhealthy crap". Share on Facebook      
1840It you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. Share on Facebook