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1801It is taken me all my life to understand that it is not necessary to understand everything. Share on Facebook      
1802It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. Share on Facebook      
1803It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. Share on Facebook      
1804It isn't easy to keep your mouth and your mind open at the same time. Share on Facebook      
1805It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Share on Facebook      
1806It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Share on Facebook      
1807It isn't that life is short. It's that death is so long. Share on Facebook      
1808It just doesn't get any Beta than this. Share on Facebook      
1809It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose. Share on Facebook      
1810It may be no accident that the word "menopause" invites the association "pause from men". Share on Facebook      
1811It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Share on Facebook      
1812It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle. Share on Facebook      
1813It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. Share on Facebook      
1814It often shows a fine command of the English language, to say nothing.. Share on Facebook      
1815It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. Share on Facebook      
1816It still takes a Smith and Wesson to beat 4 aces. Share on Facebook      
1817It takes 250,001 Americans to screw in a lightbulb. 1 to do it..and 250,000 to debate if it was politcally correct. Share on Facebook      
1818It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Share on Facebook      
1819It takes a long time to become young. Share on Facebook      
1820It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are. Share on Facebook