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161You only have one chance to make a first impression. Share on Facebook      
162You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. Share on Facebook      
163You reap what you sow. Share on Facebook      
164You remind me of opium...a slow working dope. Share on Facebook      
165You say heretic like it's a bad thing. Share on Facebook      
166You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. Share on Facebook      
167You say tomato, I say ketchup. Share on Facebook      
168You should always show up at your funeral. Share on Facebook      
169You should always write your name on your underwear. See, I'm Machine Wash Cold. Share on Facebook      
170You should not confuse your career with your life. Share on Facebook      
171You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. Share on Facebook      
172You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. Share on Facebook      
173You will find that the only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort. Share on Facebook      
174You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Share on Facebook      
175You will never "win" an argument concerning religion. Share on Facebook      
176You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position. Share on Facebook      
177You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do. Share on Facebook      
178You! Out Of The Gene Pool! Share on Facebook      
179You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest. Share on Facebook      
180You're as innocent as a nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field. Share on Facebook