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161What happens to your nose when your face is already spiteful? Share on Facebook      
162What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. Share on Facebook      
163What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table. Share on Facebook      
164What if Noah had gotten drunk while he was on the ark and said, "HEY! Throw the animals overboard--bring the fish up here!" Share on Facebook      
165What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about? Share on Facebook      
166What if there were no hypothetical questions? Share on Facebook      
167What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential? Share on Facebook      
168What if, on the first day of creation, God had goofed and said "Let there be Heat."? Share on Facebook      
169What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? Share on Facebook      
170What is a commitee? It is a group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Share on Facebook      
171What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Share on Facebook      
172What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. Share on Facebook      
173What is done now, is influenced by what you did then, and will determine what you do when now is then. Share on Facebook      
174What is in an empty box? Your curiosity. Share on Facebook      
175What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient. Share on Facebook      
176What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Share on Facebook      
177What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. Share on Facebook      
178What is the new O.J. web site address? Slash.slash.backslash.escape Share on Facebook      
179What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color? Share on Facebook      
180What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Share on Facebook