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161The easiest way to get rich is to start your own religion. - L. Ron Hubbard. Share on Facebook      
162The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. Share on Facebook      
163The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. Share on Facebook      
164The easy way is always mined. Share on Facebook      
165The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters. Share on Facebook      
166The escalator is broken, take the steps. Share on Facebook      
167The existence of Denver, Colorado, is merely an myth perpetrated by the Colorado Board of Commerce. It is designed to lure unsuspecting tourists to their doom at the hands of the savage, man-eating Colorado Board of Agriculture. Share on Facebook      
168The eyes are the second thing to go...I forget the first... Share on Facebook      
169The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name. Share on Facebook      
170The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. Share on Facebook      
171The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. Share on Facebook      
172The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Share on Facebook      
173The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. Share on Facebook      
174The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. Share on Facebook      
175The facts, though they may be interesting, are totally irrelevant. Share on Facebook      
176The family that sticks together should bathe more often. Share on Facebook      
177The farther away the future is, the better it looks. Share on Facebook      
178The farther backwards you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. Share on Facebook      
179The fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it. Share on Facebook      
180The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown. Share on Facebook