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161Some people are discovered, others are found out. Share on Facebook      
162Some people are in debt because they spend what their friends think they make. Share on Facebook      
163Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Share on Facebook      
164Some people are on the edge. Some people are over it. I'm hang-gliding. Share on Facebook      
165Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Share on Facebook      
166Some people are wise, and some, otherwise. Share on Facebook      
167Some people have a way with words, others not have way. Share on Facebook      
168Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever. Share on Facebook      
169Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me". Share on Facebook      
170Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way. Share on Facebook      
171Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book. Share on Facebook      
172Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want. Share on Facebook      
173Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. Share on Facebook      
174Some people say I'm indifferent, but I don't care. Share on Facebook      
175Some people say that I must be a horrible person. That's not true. I have the heart of a young boy ... on my desk. Share on Facebook      
176Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that. Share on Facebook      
177Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them. Share on Facebook      
178Some people will grow up and spread cheer, others just grow up and spread. Share on Facebook      
179Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same. Share on Facebook      
180Some people's brains are like the prison system...not enough cells per person. Share on Facebook