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161Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation. Share on Facebook      
162Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Share on Facebook      
163Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master. Share on Facebook      
164Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Share on Facebook      
165Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread. Share on Facebook      
166Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots. Share on Facebook      
167Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me. Share on Facebook      
168Money is the root of all wealth. Share on Facebook      
169Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Share on Facebook      
170Money isn't everything.... there's credit cards, money orders, and traveler's checks. Share on Facebook      
171Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw. Share on Facebook      
172Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye. Share on Facebook      
173Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. Share on Facebook      
174Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. Share on Facebook      
175Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. Share on Facebook      
176Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired. Share on Facebook      
177Montana: At least our cows are sane! Share on Facebook      
178MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team. Share on Facebook      
179Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. Share on Facebook      
180Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right. Share on Facebook