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161Look before you leak, for he who hesitates gets wet shoes. Share on Facebook      
162Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. Share on Facebook      
163Looking for 'true love' is like buying a book on how to read. Share on Facebook      
164Lord save me from your followers. Share on Facebook      
165Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. Share on Facebook      
166Lord, so far today I've not been grumpy, selfish, greedy, envious, proud, or angry. I'm really pleased about that. But in a few minutes now, I'm going to get up and from then on I'll probably need a lot more help. Share on Facebook      
167Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible. Share on Facebook      
168Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. Share on Facebook      
169Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Share on Facebook      
170Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics. Share on Facebook      
171Lou Gehrig, man. Died of Lou Gehrig's disease. How could you not see that coming? Share on Facebook      
172Love and Time: The only two things in all of life and all the world that cannot be bought, but spent. Share on Facebook      
173Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile. Share on Facebook      
174Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. Share on Facebook      
175Love is a merry little elf who dances a jig, then turns on you with a machine gun. Share on Facebook      
176Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. Share on Facebook      
177Love is an evil trick that nature plays on people to get them to breed. Share on Facebook      
178Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. Share on Facebook      
179Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Share on Facebook      
180Love is like a machine...sometimes you need a good screw to fix it! Share on Facebook