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161I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food! Share on Facebook      
162I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. Share on Facebook      
163I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Share on Facebook      
164I don't file my nails anymore...I just throw them away like everyone else. Share on Facebook      
165I don't find it hard to meet expenses Share on Facebook      
166I don't get even, I get older. Share on Facebook      
167I don't give a shit, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. Share on Facebook      
168I don't hate my ex-wife...I worship the quicksand she walks in. Share on Facebook      
169I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs. Share on Facebook      
170I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that. Share on Facebook      
171I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. Share on Facebook      
172I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. Share on Facebook      
173I don't have a sense of decency. That way, all my other senses are enhanced. Share on Facebook      
174I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. Share on Facebook      
175I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Share on Facebook      
176I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle. Share on Facebook      
177I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. Share on Facebook      
178I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. Share on Facebook      
179I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. Share on Facebook      
180I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Share on Facebook