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161Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. Share on Facebook      
162Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. Share on Facebook      
163Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Share on Facebook      
164Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing. Share on Facebook      
165Honk if the twins fall out. Share on Facebook      
166Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle. Share on Facebook      
167Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. Share on Facebook      
168Hookd on fonix reelly workd fer mee! Share on Facebook      
169Hookt aun Fonix reelie wurkt fur mee! Share on Facebook      
170Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Share on Facebook      
171Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill. Share on Facebook      
172Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. Share on Facebook      
173Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it. Share on Facebook      
174How am I? If I were any better, I'd be twins. Share on Facebook      
175How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Share on Facebook      
176How can I miss you if you won't go away? Share on Facebook      
177How can I trust my bank to be ready for Y2K ? They can't even make the time and temperature sign work properly. Share on Facebook      
178How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want. Share on Facebook      
179How can there be self-help "groups"? Share on Facebook      
180How can you tell when sour cream goes bad? Share on Facebook