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161Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Share on Facebook      
162Don't abuse marijuana... smoke it gently and carefully. Share on Facebook      
163Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Share on Facebook      
164Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Share on Facebook      
165Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet. Share on Facebook      
166Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you. Share on Facebook      
167Don't be a sexist, broads hate that. Share on Facebook      
168Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind. Share on Facebook      
169Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what it hides... Share on Facebook      
170Don't be humble, you're not that great. Share on Facebook      
171Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Share on Facebook      
172Don't be pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. Share on Facebook      
173Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say. Share on Facebook      
174Don't believe everything you think. Share on Facebook      
175Don't believe them who say that they will follow you like your shadow; because shadows disappear in darkness. Share on Facebook      
176Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it. Share on Facebook      
177Don't blame me, nobody asked my opinion. Share on Facebook      
178Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. Share on Facebook      
179Don't buy the truth: go find something less expensive. Share on Facebook      
180Don't call us "gun nuts"! With a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns! Share on Facebook