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161Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. Share on Facebook      
162Brilliant's Observation On Modern Art: Not all our artists are playing a joke on the public. Some are genuinely mad. Share on Facebook      
163Broccoli is actually made in a chemical factory in Sudbury, Ontario. Share on Facebook      
164Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me. Share on Facebook      
165Buffet. A French word that means: Get up & get it yourself! Share on Facebook      
166Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it. Share on Facebook      
167Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Share on Facebook      
168Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. Share on Facebook      
169Bulimia: twice the taste, none of the calories. Share on Facebook      
170Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise. Share on Facebook      
171Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, my desk has a workstation. Share on Facebook      
172Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. Share on Facebook      
173Business truth: After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. Share on Facebook      
174Business truth: The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building. Share on Facebook      
175Business truth: The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance. Share on Facebook      
176But I don't have an "any key" on my computer! Share on Facebook      
177But I thought it was inflammable! Share on Facebook      
178But looking ridiculous IS the fashion this year! Share on Facebook      
179But ocifer, I swear to drunk I'm not god! Share on Facebook      
180Buy your lottery tickets the day after the drawing for half price. You have just as much chance of winning. Share on Facebook