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161A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. Share on Facebook      
162A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers. Share on Facebook      
163A jump-leads walks into a bar, acting aggresively. The barman says "All right, I'll serve you... but don't start anything." Share on Facebook      
164A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Share on Facebook      
165A jury consists of 12 people who determine which client has the better lawyer. Share on Facebook      
166A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once. Share on Facebook      
167A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand. Share on Facebook      
168A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. Share on Facebook      
169A ladder was stolen from the store. The manager said that further steps will be taken. Share on Facebook      
170A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:"You can have mine." Share on Facebook      
171A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. Share on Facebook      
172A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once. Share on Facebook      
173A lie has no legs to stand on, but it gets places. Share on Facebook      
174A life... cool.. where can I download one of those? Share on Facebook      
175A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't. Share on Facebook      
176A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." Share on Facebook      
177A little ignorance can go a long way. Share on Facebook      
178A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. Share on Facebook      
179A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. Share on Facebook      
180A little necrophelia never killed anyone. Share on Facebook