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1761It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. Share on Facebook      
1762It is hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face. Share on Facebook      
1763It is hard to read a cartoon aloud. Share on Facebook      
1764It is hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys. Share on Facebook      
1765It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees. Share on Facebook      
1766It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. Share on Facebook      
1767It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite. Share on Facebook      
1768It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. Share on Facebook      
1769It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune. Share on Facebook      
1770It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Share on Facebook      
1771It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense. Share on Facebook      
1772It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. Share on Facebook      
1773It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission. Share on Facebook      
1774It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. Share on Facebook      
1775It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have doubts. Share on Facebook      
1776It is never easy being a mother.If it were easy, fathers would do it. Share on Facebook      
1777It is never too late to be what you might have been. Share on Facebook      
1778It is no longer politically correct to say "Lesbian". They are now called "Vagitarians". Share on Facebook      
1779It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail in the process. Share on Facebook      
1780It is not known with what weapon World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Share on Facebook