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1741It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old. Share on Facebook      
1742It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. Share on Facebook      
1743It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Share on Facebook      
1744It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. Share on Facebook      
1745It is becoming apparent that information is required to make decisions. Share on Facebook      
1746It is better to be part of the idle rich class than be part of the idle poor class. Share on Facebook      
1747It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. Share on Facebook      
1748It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. Share on Facebook      
1749It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all. Share on Facebook      
1750It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, but only if no betting is involved. Share on Facebook      
1751It is better to have loved and lost, than to have stayed married to a jerk for the rest of your life. Share on Facebook      
1752It is better to light just one candle...than to clean the whole apartment. Share on Facebook      
1753It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it. Share on Facebook      
1754It is difficult to "go with the flow" when you are swimming upstream. Share on Facebook      
1755It is easier to believe in God than to accept the blame ourselves. Share on Facebook      
1756It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa. Share on Facebook      
1757It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Share on Facebook      
1758It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. Share on Facebook      
1759It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless! Share on Facebook      
1760It is far better to be alone, than to wish you were. Share on Facebook