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1721Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Share on Facebook      
1722Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom. Share on Facebook      
1723Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? Share on Facebook      
1724Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust. Share on Facebook      
1725Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at fortune tellers take economists seriously ? Share on Facebook      
1726Israel pulls out of Gaza, Gaza not pregnant! Share on Facebook      
1727It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. Share on Facebook      
1728It appears the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exclusive! It is a probability miracle! Share on Facebook      
1729It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up. Share on Facebook      
1730It doesn't matter how often a married man changes jobs, he still ends up with the same boss. Share on Facebook      
1731It doesn't matter if you win or lose.. until you lose. Share on Facebook      
1732It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. Share on Facebook      
1733It has been discovered that ham CAN live inside a locker. Share on Facebook      
1734It is a good thing God chose me before I was born, because he surely would not have afterwards. Share on Facebook      
1735It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. Share on Facebook      
1736It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. Share on Facebook      
1737It is a poor workman who blames his tools. Share on Facebook      
1738It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! Share on Facebook      
1739It is always possible to push a cow. Yet, no matter how hard you try, you can never pull one. Share on Facebook      
1740It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least. Share on Facebook