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1681Indecision may or may not be my problem. Share on Facebook      
1682Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back.... Share on Facebook      
1683Information is giving out.Communication is getting through. Share on Facebook      
1684Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. Share on Facebook      
1685Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. Share on Facebook      
1686Insanity is taking toll. Please use exact change. Share on Facebook      
1687Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. Share on Facebook      
1688Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened! Share on Facebook      
1689Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but it can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. Share on Facebook      
1690Instant human! Just add coffee. Share on Facebook      
1691Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. Share on Facebook      
1692Integrity is Everything. I'll sell you mine for fifty bucks. Share on Facebook      
1693Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off. Share on Facebook      
1694Into every life, some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. Share on Facebook      
1695IRS: Be Audit You Can Be! Share on Facebook      
1696IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Share on Facebook      
1697Is "tired old cliche" one? Share on Facebook      
1698Is anul-retentive spelt with a hyphen? Share on Facebook      
1699Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Share on Facebook      
1700Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today? I don't know and I don't care. Share on Facebook