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1621In a relationship with a woman, a man can either be right or get laid, but never both. Share on Facebook      
1622In a world full of women, you're the man! Share on Facebook      
1623In a world without walls and fences who needs Windows and Gates? Share on Facebook      
1624In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. Share on Facebook      
1625In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take. Share on Facebook      
1626In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so. Share on Facebook      
1627In any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage. Share on Facebook      
1628In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. Share on Facebook      
1629In Capitalism, man exploits man. In Communism, it's exactly the opposite. Share on Facebook      
1630In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death. Share on Facebook      
1631In case of emergency, speak in clichés. Share on Facebook      
1632In case of rapture, can I have your car? Share on Facebook      
1633In case of rapture, this office will be empty. With the possible exception of the guy in accounting. Share on Facebook      
1634In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. Share on Facebook      
1635In Democracy, it's your vote that counts. In Feudalism, it's your count that votes. Share on Facebook      
1636In dog years, I'm dead! Share on Facebook      
1637In every organization, there will always be one person who knows what's going on. This person must be fired. Share on Facebook      
1638In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts. Share on Facebook      
1639In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference. Share on Facebook      
1640In hotel rooms I worry. I think, I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. Share on Facebook