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1581If you're feeling lonely, if you're feeling blue, remember the mighty oak tree, was once a nut like you. Share on Facebook      
1582If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream! Share on Facebook      
1583If you're happy and you know it see a shrink. Share on Facebook      
1584If you're happy, you're successful. Share on Facebook      
1585If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Share on Facebook      
1586If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis" Share on Facebook      
1587If you're not having fun, then you're not doing it right. Share on Facebook      
1588If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. Share on Facebook      
1589If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Share on Facebook      
1590If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards. Share on Facebook      
1591If you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? Share on Facebook      
1592If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. Share on Facebook      
1593If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember... If it wasn't for you the whole damn thing would fall over. Share on Facebook      
1594If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience Share on Facebook      
1595If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Share on Facebook      
1596If you've ended up in hell with someone, and you're still mad at them, where do you tell them to go? Share on Facebook      
1597If you've ever answered questions you don't know the answers to, you've created a religion. Share on Facebook      
1598If your beauty is on the inside, turn yourself inside out. Share on Facebook      
1599If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Share on Facebook      
1600If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. Share on Facebook