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141What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. Share on Facebook      
142What do you call male ballerinas? Share on Facebook      
143What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. Share on Facebook      
144What do you call the children of couch potatoes? Tator Tots. Share on Facebook      
145What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan Share on Facebook      
146What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? Shut the door! Share on Facebook      
147What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Share on Facebook      
148What do you get when you cross a Collie and a Pitbull? A dog that rips your arm off then goes for help! Share on Facebook      
149What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Share on Facebook      
150What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog? An Iraqi. Share on Facebook      
151What do you get when you mix a cow and a pack of wolves? The hell out of the way! Share on Facebook      
152What do you have if you've got Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dolly Parton in the same room? Two Boobs and a country singer Share on Facebook      
153What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Share on Facebook      
154What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy. Share on Facebook      
155What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told that bitch twice! Share on Facebook      
156What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. Share on Facebook      
157What goes 'clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG'? An Amish drive-by shooting. Share on Facebook      
158What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over. Share on Facebook      
159What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Share on Facebook      
160What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Share on Facebook