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141The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys. Share on Facebook      
142The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara Falls. Share on Facebook      
143The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. Share on Facebook      
144The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. Share on Facebook      
145The difference between secretaries and wives is: Secretaries get a little behind at work; wives get a big behind at home. Share on Facebook      
146The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning. Share on Facebook      
147The difference between the blues and the blahs is that you can't sing the blahs. Share on Facebook      
148The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. Share on Facebook      
149The difference between theory and practice ... is larger in practice than in theory. Share on Facebook      
150The difficulty with a research grant is that if you solve the problem, you're out of a job. Share on Facebook      
151The distinction between a manager and a leader is as broad as the distance between control and inspiration. Share on Facebook      
152The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. Share on Facebook      
153The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. Share on Facebook      
154The dyslexic pagan: not only does he believe in Dog, but believes in many other dogs as well. Share on Facebook      
155The dyslexic theorist suffering insomnia is still up all night pondering if there is a Dog. Share on Facebook      
156The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Share on Facebook      
157The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late! Share on Facebook      
158The easier, softer way is one through twelve. Share on Facebook      
159The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. Share on Facebook      
160The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Share on Facebook