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141Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape. Share on Facebook      
142Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry. Share on Facebook      
143Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers. Share on Facebook      
144Some books make me want to go adventuring. Others feel they have saved me the trouble. Share on Facebook      
145Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. Share on Facebook      
146Some days it feels like the whole world is a tuxedo and I'm a pair of brown shoes. Share on Facebook      
147Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps. Share on Facebook      
148Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Share on Facebook      
149Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Share on Facebook      
150Some do Jenny Craig, Some do Richard Simmons... I do Sara Lee. Share on Facebook      
151Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... Others just gargle. Share on Facebook      
152Some folks are so eager to find fault, you'd think there's a reward. Share on Facebook      
153Some girls don't just choose a boyfriend, they pick him.....to pieces. Share on Facebook      
154Some girls get minks the same way minks get minks. Share on Facebook      
155Some have half-baked ideas because their ideals are not heated up enough. Share on Facebook      
156Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Share on Facebook      
157Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. Share on Facebook      
158Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others. Share on Facebook      
159Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Share on Facebook      
160Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Share on Facebook