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141Not only did my ex-wife drive me crazy, she made me pay for the gas. Share on Facebook      
142Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision. Share on Facebook      
143Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend. Share on Facebook      
144Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. Share on Facebook      
145Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Share on Facebook      
146Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. Share on Facebook      
147Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. Share on Facebook      
148Nothing is more wasted than a smile on the face of a Playboy centerfold. Share on Facebook      
149Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting. Share on Facebook      
150Nothing is so boring as listening to someone else describe a dream. Share on Facebook      
151Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure. Share on Facebook      
152Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! Share on Facebook      
153Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee. Share on Facebook      
154Nothing written in fine print is ever good news. Share on Facebook      
155Notice on a conference-room door: "Self-Assertiveness Course. Please Barge In". Share on Facebook      
156Now let's all repeat the non-conformist oath. Share on Facebook      
157Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Share on Facebook      
158Nudist Camp sign : Sorry, Clothed for Winter. Share on Facebook      
159Nuke the Whales! Share on Facebook      
160Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night. Share on Facebook