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141Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. Share on Facebook      
142Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Share on Facebook      
143Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor. Share on Facebook      
144Midlife crisis is that moment you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. Share on Facebook      
145Midlife has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around. Share on Facebook      
146Midlife is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked. Share on Facebook      
147Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Share on Facebook      
148Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all! Share on Facebook      
149Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors. Share on Facebook      
150Misery doesn't love company... Nowadays, it insists on it. Share on Facebook      
151Miss Piggy's last words, "I'm pink, therefore I'm ham." Share on Facebook      
152Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure. Share on Facebook      
153Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three. Share on Facebook      
154Monarchs are acceptable, but we draw the line at Rulers. Share on Facebook      
155Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Share on Facebook      
156Monday is the root of all evil. Share on Facebook      
157Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks. Share on Facebook      
158Money can't buy happiness, but it can take you to a lot more places to look for it. Share on Facebook      
159Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Share on Facebook      
160Money can't buy happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places. Share on Facebook