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141Linkin Park: What was created when they began putting fake grass into the "Lincoln Logs" boxes. Share on Facebook      
142Linux: because rebooting is for adding new hardware. Share on Facebook      
143Lisp in action is like a finely choreographed ballet. Basic in action is like a waltz of drugged elephants. C in action is like a sword dance on a freshly waxed floor. Share on Facebook      
144Listening and hearing are two different senses. Share on Facebook      
145Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters! Share on Facebook      
146Little birdie in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye.I didn't scream, I didn't cry, I'm just happy cows can't fly! Share on Facebook      
147Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead. Share on Facebook      
148Live every day as if it were your last, because some day you'll be right. Share on Facebook      
149Live everyday like it was your last, and eventually you'll be right. Share on Facebook      
150Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section. Share on Facebook      
151Live for today. Yesterday's history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Share on Facebook      
152Live frugal and prosper. Share on Facebook      
153Live life on life's terms. Share on Facebook      
154Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. Share on Facebook      
155Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Share on Facebook      
156Living right doesn't make you live longer. It just makes it seem like longer. Share on Facebook      
157Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. Share on Facebook      
158Logic is in the eye of the logician. Share on Facebook      
159Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority. Share on Facebook      
160Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence Share on Facebook