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141I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I Share on Facebook      
142I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days Share on Facebook      
143I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part. Share on Facebook      
144I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Share on Facebook      
145I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' Share on Facebook      
146I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Share on Facebook      
147I do not belong to an organized political party; I am a Democrat. Share on Facebook      
148I do not like this word 'bomb'. It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. Share on Facebook      
149I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to. Share on Facebook      
150I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest. Share on Facebook      
151I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. Share on Facebook      
152I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Share on Facebook      
153I don't believe you can do today's job with yesterday's methods and be in business tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
154I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too. Share on Facebook      
155I don't care if my wife leaves me...just so long as she leaves me enough. Share on Facebook      
156I don't care where you go, as long as you get lost. Share on Facebook      
157I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be. Share on Facebook      
158I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. Share on Facebook      
159I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. Share on Facebook      
160I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast. Share on Facebook