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141Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza? Share on Facebook      
142Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.. Share on Facebook      
143High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail. Share on Facebook      
144Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from the rear. Share on Facebook      
145Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. Share on Facebook      
146History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. Share on Facebook      
147History is a selective interpretation of events designed to justify those currently in power. Memory is the same thing on an individual scale. Share on Facebook      
148History is a set of lies agreed upon by the victors. Share on Facebook      
149History is the science of what never happens twice. Share on Facebook      
150History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up. Share on Facebook      
151History repeats itself. That is one of the things wrong with history. Share on Facebook      
152Hit any user to continue. Share on Facebook      
153Hitch hiking is not a good rule of thumb. Share on Facebook      
154Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Share on Facebook      
155Hofstadter's Law - Any computer project will take twice as long as you think it will, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. Share on Facebook      
156Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. Share on Facebook      
157Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration. Share on Facebook      
158Home is a place where part of the family waits 'till the rest of the family brings the car back. Share on Facebook      
159Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. Share on Facebook      
160Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. Share on Facebook