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141Everything is possible, except skiing through revolving doors. Share on Facebook      
142Everything is possible; just not too probable. Share on Facebook      
143Everything on TV is physically impossible. Share on Facebook      
144Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. Share on Facebook      
145Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. Share on Facebook      
146Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed. Share on Facebook      
147Everything you like is bad for you in some way. Share on Facebook      
148Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them. Share on Facebook      
149Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. Share on Facebook      
150Evolution or Creation? Take a disassembled motor car engine and put it in a container. Shake for 1 million years. If you don't have a running car by then just accept God. Share on Facebook      
151Evolution: True science fiction. Share on Facebook      
152Examine what is said, not who speaks. Share on Facebook      
153Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex. Share on Facebook      
154Excess is never too much in moderation. Share on Facebook      
155Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you. Share on Facebook      
156Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land? Share on Facebook      
157Excuses are like asses.... everyone's got em and they all stink. Share on Facebook      
158Excuses are like bodies, everybody has one! Share on Facebook      
159Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell. Share on Facebook      
160Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. Share on Facebook