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141Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. Share on Facebook      
142Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. Share on Facebook      
143Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Share on Facebook      
144Does anal retentive have a hyphen? Share on Facebook      
145Does confusion come with an itchy head? Share on Facebook      
146Does fuzzy logic tickle? Share on Facebook      
147Does the career advice, "Come early on your first day" apply in the porn business? Share on Facebook      
148Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Share on Facebook      
149Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Share on Facebook      
150Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Share on Facebook      
151Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute? Share on Facebook      
152Does your train of thought have a caboose? Share on Facebook      
153Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? Share on Facebook      
154Dog people should marry dog people and cat people should marry cat people. Share on Facebook      
155Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. Share on Facebook      
156Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Share on Facebook      
157Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real." Share on Facebook      
158Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right. Share on Facebook      
159Doing autopsies is a dying practice. Share on Facebook      
160Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished. Share on Facebook