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141Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses? Share on Facebook      
142Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms. Share on Facebook      
143Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says...I'll try again tommorrow. Share on Facebook      
144Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow. Share on Facebook      
145Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. Share on Facebook      
146Courage is not the absence of fear, but the ability to overcome it. Share on Facebook      
147Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village. Share on Facebook      
148Cows have the capability to produce two kinds of milk - the nutritious white fluid containing healthy amounts of calcium, and an even tastier concoction that contains a deadly neurotoxin. Farmers say that most milk is of the former kind. Share on Facebook      
149Crazy people go through the forest by taking take the psycho path. Share on Facebook      
150Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster. Share on Facebook      
151Credit cards are very dangerous. Every time I try to use one, somebody starts chasing me with scissors. Share on Facebook      
152Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are good. Share on Facebook      
153Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Share on Facebook      
154Crime has already been organised. Now it's up to the police. Share on Facebook      
155Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy. Share on Facebook      
156Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage. Share on Facebook      
157Criticism should always leave people with the feeling that they have been helped. Share on Facebook      
158Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Share on Facebook      
159Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. Share on Facebook      
160Cuisine: something like food, but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have a french cuisine, the waiter will insult you as you are served. Share on Facebook