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141Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living. Share on Facebook      
142Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. Share on Facebook      
143Blindness is caused by years of intense exposure to light. If you keep your eyes closed all the time, it is quite likely that you will never go blind. Share on Facebook      
144Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter. Share on Facebook      
145Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason. Share on Facebook      
146Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people. Share on Facebook      
147Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question. Share on Facebook      
148Boredom is a sign of unused potential. Share on Facebook      
149Boredom sets into boring minds. Share on Facebook      
150Boredoom: The state at which a person is so incredibly bored, they lack the desire to do anything. Share on Facebook      
151Born Free... Taxed to Death. Share on Facebook      
152Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. Share on Facebook      
153Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses. Share on Facebook      
154Boy am I tired. On the way in here, I felt something touching my heels. It was my ass! Share on Facebook      
155Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. Share on Facebook      
156Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Share on Facebook      
157Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Share on Facebook      
158Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. Share on Facebook      
159brb has lost all meaning... since when did brb mean "be back in 4 hours after lunch"? Share on Facebook      
160Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Share on Facebook