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141A guilty conscience needs no accuser. Share on Facebook      
142A guy asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now." Share on Facebook      
143A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Share on Facebook      
144A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Share on Facebook      
145A happily married man is one who understands every word which his wife didn't say. Share on Facebook      
146A hard thing about a business is minding your own. Share on Facebook      
147A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Share on Facebook      
148A healthy, male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his weight in other people's patience. Share on Facebook      
149A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track . . .an inch between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. Share on Facebook      
150A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. Share on Facebook      
151A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. Share on Facebook      
152A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead. Share on Facebook      
153A hug is a great gift... one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. Share on Facebook      
154A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home. Share on Facebook      
155A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. Share on Facebook      
156A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. Share on Facebook      
157A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood. Share on Facebook      
158A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Share on Facebook      
159A job is nice but it interferes with my life. Share on Facebook      
160A journey of a thousand miles always begins with one step. Share on Facebook