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1521If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? Share on Facebook      
1522If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? Share on Facebook      
1523If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert. Share on Facebook      
1524If you stand in one place long enough, you make a line. Share on Facebook      
1525If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record? Share on Facebook      
1526If you step in a puddle, don't blame the puddle. Share on Facebook      
1527If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line. Share on Facebook      
1528If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Share on Facebook      
1529If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it funny? Share on Facebook      
1530If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. Share on Facebook      
1531If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Share on Facebook      
1532If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. Share on Facebook      
1533If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. Share on Facebook      
1534If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach , you're aiming too high Share on Facebook      
1535If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody. Share on Facebook      
1536If you think you are getting too much government these days, just be happy that you're not getting all you are paying for. Share on Facebook      
1537If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. Share on Facebook      
1538If you think your boss is stupid, remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. Share on Facebook      
1539If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? Share on Facebook      
1540If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter? Share on Facebook