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1501If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it. Share on Facebook      
1502If you love your job, you will never work another day in your life Share on Facebook      
1503If you made an arrow with the Holy Spirit's feathers, could you shoot it into infinity? Share on Facebook      
1504If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it? Share on Facebook      
1505If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose? Share on Facebook      
1506If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? Share on Facebook      
1507If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Share on Facebook      
1508If you must lie, be brief. Share on Facebook      
1509If you need a helping hand, look at the end of your arm. Share on Facebook      
1510If you need time alone, try cleaning the house. Share on Facebook      
1511If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. Share on Facebook      
1512If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomoly in the cosmic order. Share on Facebook      
1513If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Share on Facebook      
1514If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Share on Facebook      
1515If you press all of the black keys on a piano simultaneously, it will definitly explode. Share on Facebook      
1516If you put it off long enough, it might go away. Share on Facebook      
1517If you receive something that says "Send this to all your friends", please consider me not your friend. Share on Facebook      
1518If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? Share on Facebook      
1519If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life. Share on Facebook      
1520If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman. Share on Facebook