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1441If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? Share on Facebook      
1442If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button. Share on Facebook      
1443If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. Share on Facebook      
1444If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. Share on Facebook      
1445If you do not make dust, you eat dust. Share on Facebook      
1446If you do not say it, they can't repeat it. Share on Facebook      
1447If you do not understand it, it must be intuitively obvious. Share on Facebook      
1448If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again. Share on Facebook      
1449If you do something you'll regret in the morning, SLEEP TILL NOON! Share on Facebook      
1450If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. Share on Facebook      
1451If you don't go out on the limb... how are you going to get the good apple? Share on Facebook      
1452If you don't have a higher power, borrow mine. Share on Facebook      
1453If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. Share on Facebook      
1454If you don't kiss your wife goodbye when you leave the house you can kiss your house goodbye when your wife leaves you Share on Facebook      
1455If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there. Share on Facebook      
1456If you don't like the news, go out and make some. Share on Facebook      
1457If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church. Share on Facebook      
1458If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. Share on Facebook      
1459If you don't want to slip, stay away from slippery places. Share on Facebook      
1460If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. Share on Facebook