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1421If you can't face it, moon it. Share on Facebook      
1422If you can't find the time to do it right, how are you going to find the time to do it over? Share on Facebook      
1423If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge. Share on Facebook      
1424If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. Share on Facebook      
1425If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. Share on Facebook      
1426If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do so for you. Share on Facebook      
1427If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century. Share on Facebook      
1428If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. Share on Facebook      
1429If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? Share on Facebook      
1430If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. Share on Facebook      
1431If you can't read this, thank the teacher's union. Share on Facebook      
1432If you can't read this, you're illiterate! Share on Facebook      
1433If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us. Share on Facebook      
1434If you can't say something nice about somebody, then you've come to the right place. Share on Facebook      
1435If you can't say something nice, become a reporter. Share on Facebook      
1436If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Share on Facebook      
1437If you cannot get your work done in a 24-hour day, then work nights! Share on Facebook      
1438If you could kick the ass of the very person responsible for your troubles, you wouldn't be able to sit down for a month. Share on Facebook      
1439If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice! Share on Facebook      
1440If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward. Share on Facebook