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1401If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you - perhaps you have underestimated the seriousness of the situation. Share on Facebook      
1402If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse. Share on Facebook      
1403If you can read this, the bitch fell off... [Seen on the back of a biker's vest] Share on Facebook      
1404If you can read this, you are in range. Share on Facebook      
1405If you can read this, you're not the president. Share on Facebook      
1406If you can remain calm at my job, you just don't have all the facts. Share on Facebook      
1407If you can see this, you're not blind, which is a very good start. Share on Facebook      
1408If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. Share on Facebook      
1409If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying? Share on Facebook      
1410If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation. Share on Facebook      
1411If you can still do at 60 what you did at 20, it means you weren't doing much at 20. Share on Facebook      
1412If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? Share on Facebook      
1413If you can't accept losing, you can't win. Share on Facebook      
1414If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning. Share on Facebook      
1415If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped. Share on Facebook      
1416If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Share on Facebook      
1417If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Share on Facebook      
1418If you can't control the wind, adjust your sail. Share on Facebook      
1419If you can't convince them, confuse them. Share on Facebook      
1420If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets. Share on Facebook