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1381If you are living on the edge, make sure you are wearing your seatbelt! Share on Facebook      
1382If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances. Share on Facebook      
1383If you are not big enough to lose you are too small to win. Share on Facebook      
1384If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun. Share on Facebook      
1385If you are not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job. Share on Facebook      
1386If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once. Share on Facebook      
1387If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. Share on Facebook      
1388If you are what you eat then you were what you excrete. Share on Facebook      
1389If you are what you eat, I'm dead meat. Share on Facebook      
1390If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit. Share on Facebook      
1391If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right. Share on Facebook      
1392If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. Share on Facebook      
1393If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Share on Facebook      
1394If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? Share on Facebook      
1395If you believe everything you read, don't read. Share on Facebook      
1396If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go. Share on Facebook      
1397If you called His answering machine, what would the recording say? "I know who you are and why you are calling and at the tone of the beep your sins will be forgiven." Share on Facebook      
1398If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it. Share on Facebook      
1399If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it. Share on Facebook      
1400If you can count your money, you're not rich. Share on Facebook