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121You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese. Share on Facebook      
122You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more? Share on Facebook      
123You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. Share on Facebook      
124You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. Share on Facebook      
125You know when you sit on a chair, lean back on two legs, and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? Well, I feel like that all the time. Share on Facebook      
126You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. Share on Facebook      
127You know why they call it golf, don't you? Because all the good four-letter words were already taken. Share on Facebook      
128You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Share on Facebook      
129You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo. Share on Facebook      
130You know you have problems when you refer to a super model from Paris as a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Share on Facebook      
131You know you live in a small town when the guy at the local convenience store speaks English. Share on Facebook      
132You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence. Share on Facebook      
133You know you're getting fat when you sit in your bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. Share on Facebook      
134You know you're getting old when all your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. Share on Facebook      
135You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. Share on Facebook      
136You know you're getting older when happy hour is a nap. Share on Facebook      
137You know you're in a small town when everyone knows whose credit is good, and whose wife isn't. Share on Facebook      
138You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you exercise. Share on Facebook      
139You know you're old when you reach down to get the wrinkles out of your panty hose and realize you aren't wearing any. Share on Facebook      
140You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. Share on Facebook