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121What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be. Share on Facebook      
122What are imitation rhinestones? Share on Facebook      
123What did people do to cause accidents before cell phones? Share on Facebook      
124What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Share on Facebook      
125What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. Share on Facebook      
126What do batteries run on? Share on Facebook      
127What do chickens think we taste like? Share on Facebook      
128What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. Share on Facebook      
129What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. Share on Facebook      
130What do people in China call their good plates? Share on Facebook      
131What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike? Share on Facebook      
132What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. Share on Facebook      
133What do they use to ship styrofoam? Share on Facebook      
134What do Windows and a handgun have in common? Both are harmless while not loaded. Share on Facebook      
135What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist. Share on Facebook      
136What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. Share on Facebook      
137What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Share on Facebook      
138What do you call a male ladybug? Share on Facebook      
139What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Share on Facebook      
140What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. Share on Facebook