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121The control key on the keyboard does not work. Share on Facebook      
122The crimes we are about to depict have been specially committed for this program. Share on Facebook      
123The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem. Share on Facebook      
124The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. Share on Facebook      
125The days of the digital watch are numbered. Share on Facebook      
126The definition of "henpecked." : A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife. Share on Facebook      
127The definition of a recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you loose yours. Share on Facebook      
128The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love. Share on Facebook      
129The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. Share on Facebook      
130The difference between a blonde and a tree is, the tree knows when it's being cut down. Share on Facebook      
131The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about a week. Share on Facebook      
132The difference between a rebel and a patriot is wether who is in power. Share on Facebook      
133The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste. Share on Facebook      
134The difference between bathing suits now and then are that the bathing suits from the past required that you open the suit to see the butt. The bathing suits of today require that you open the butt to see the suit. Share on Facebook      
135The difference between champ and chump is U. Share on Facebook      
136The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. Share on Facebook      
137The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Share on Facebook      
138The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Share on Facebook      
139The difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it, or tell it. Share on Facebook      
140The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. Share on Facebook