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121Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Share on Facebook      
122Snorting sherbet will not produce the same effect as snorting coke despite the similarity in appearance. Share on Facebook      
123Snowbank: where you keep your extra snow. Share on Facebook      
124Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Share on Facebook      
125So a baby seal walks into a club.. Share on Facebook      
126So I figured I'd leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing. We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn't into meditating and she wasn't really into being alive. I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date. Share on Facebook      
127So if it is in, or if it is on, it is as it is, be it in or on. Share on Facebook      
128So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow? Share on Facebook      
129So many cats, so few recipes. Share on Facebook      
130So many stupid people, and so few asteroids. Share on Facebook      
131So Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play otherwise? Share on Facebook      
132So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: "There ya go, play dead..." Share on Facebook      
133So what's the speed of dark? Share on Facebook      
134So you are better at sex than anybody. Now all you need is a partner. Share on Facebook      
135So you say money doesn't motivate you. What does? I'll buy it for you! Share on Facebook      
136So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute. Share on Facebook      
137So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers. Share on Facebook      
138So, do you live around here often? Share on Facebook      
139Sobriety is not for people who need it, it's for people who want it. Share on Facebook      
140Socks: Condom's woolly cousin Share on Facebook