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121Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long. Share on Facebook      
122Prometheus: Wouldn't it have been easier and more convenient to steal the fire from hell? Share on Facebook      
123Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver. Share on Facebook      
124Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead. Share on Facebook      
125Puddy, when applied to a burn, makes a tasty bandage. Share on Facebook      
126Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Share on Facebook      
127Put one foot in front of the other. Share on Facebook      
128Put your friend's names in a circle and put your man's in a heart, hearts break but circles never end. Share on Facebook