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121No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons. Share on Facebook      
122No-one suspects the butterfly! Share on Facebook      
123Nobody is perfect. Well there was this one fella, but then we killed him. Share on Facebook      
124Nobody is perfect...until you fall in love with them. Share on Facebook      
125Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear. Share on Facebook      
126Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. Share on Facebook      
127Nobody's a virgin...life screws us all. Share on Facebook      
128Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m. Share on Facebook      
129Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. Share on Facebook      
130Non-conformists of the world, unite! Share on Facebook      
131Normal people make good pets. Share on Facebook      
132Normal people worry me. Share on Facebook      
133Nostalgia is a device that removes the ruts and the potholes from Memory Lane. Share on Facebook      
134Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Share on Facebook      
135Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. Share on Facebook      
136Not All Men are Fools. Some are Bachelors. Share on Facebook      
137Not all men are fools... Some are bachelors. Share on Facebook      
138Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Share on Facebook      
139Not many people realize just how well known I am. Share on Facebook      
140Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. Share on Facebook