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121Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Share on Facebook      
122Men must have invented maps. Who else would make an inch into a mile? Share on Facebook      
123Men should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable. Share on Facebook      
124Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. Share on Facebook      
125Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. Share on Facebook      
126Men will spend their health getting wealth. Then, gladly pay all they have earned to get health back. Share on Facebook      
127Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. Share on Facebook      
128Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. Share on Facebook      
129Men... you can't live with them, you can't have hetrosexual sex without them. Share on Facebook      
130Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how all womens probIems begin with men? Share on Facebook      
131Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! Share on Facebook      
132Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Share on Facebook      
133Meow means "woof" in cat. Share on Facebook      
134Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer. Share on Facebook      
135Microsoft is to software what McDonalds is to gourmet cooking. Share on Facebook      
136Middle age is that difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself. Share on Facebook      
137Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. Share on Facebook      
138Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Share on Facebook      
139Middle age is when work is a lot less fun--and fun is a lot more work. Share on Facebook      
140Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. Share on Facebook