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121Life sucks, but Death swallows! Share on Facebook      
122Life takes it's toll. Have exact change ready ! Share on Facebook      
123Life without bears would be unbearable. Share on Facebook      
124Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless. Share on Facebook      
125Life would be easier if I had the source code. Share on Facebook      
126Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual. Share on Facebook      
127Life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret. Share on Facebook      
128Life's a bitch and then you die! Share on Facebook      
129Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy. Share on Facebook      
130Life's a bitch, and then you reincarnate. Share on Facebook      
131Life's a bleach and then you dye. Share on Facebook      
132Life's a buffet ... so eat me! Share on Facebook      
133Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head. Share on Facebook      
134Life... sexually transmitted disease, 100% fatal. Share on Facebook      
135Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Share on Facebook      
136Like a midget at a urinal, we will have to stay on our toes. Share on Facebook      
137Like a prison without bars and a porn mag lying on the floor - such is the internet. Share on Facebook      
138Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember; and I remember more than I have seen. Share on Facebook      
139Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Share on Facebook      
140Line dancing. See what happens when cousins breed? Share on Facebook