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121I couldn't afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive, and steel wool. Share on Facebook      
122I couldn't care less about apathy. Share on Facebook      
123I couldn't decide which of two physicians to see. It was a paradox. Share on Facebook      
124I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. Share on Facebook      
125I couldn't hit a wall with a six-gun, but I can twirl one. It looks good. Share on Facebook      
126I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. Share on Facebook      
127I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Share on Facebook      
128I daydreamed that I was falling and, just before I hit the ground, I fell asleep. Share on Facebook      
129I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch, and I headed for the highway and began hitching. Within three minutes I got picked up by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand new cars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door. The guy said, "I don't have much room up here, why don't you get into one of the cars out back." So I did. And he was really into picking people up because he picked up 19 more. We all had our own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all got speeding tickets. Share on Facebook      
130I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. Share on Facebook      
131I descended from a very long line that my mother foolishly listened to. Share on Facebook      
132I dialled one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers. Share on Facebook      
133I did not get my degree in the custodial arts just to be called a janitor. Share on Facebook      
134I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either. Share on Facebook      
135I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian Share on Facebook      
136I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. Share on Facebook      
137I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. Share on Facebook      
138I didn't know my uncle had an upper plate until it came out in conversation. Share on Facebook      
139I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk. Share on Facebook      
140I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Share on Facebook