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121Hello dreamboat...oh, sorry shipwreck. Share on Facebook      
122Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. Share on Facebook      
123Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! Share on Facebook      
124Help starve a feeding bureaucrat. Share on Facebook      
125Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. Share on Facebook      
126Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost! Share on Facebook      
127Help, I've fallen and I can't... Hey, nice carpet! Share on Facebook      
128Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Share on Facebook      
129Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it. Share on Facebook      
130Here at First National, you're not just a number - you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number. Share on Facebook      
131Here I am! What are your other two wishes? Share on Facebook      
132Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. Share on Facebook      
133Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. Share on Facebook      
134Heresy, Hare-a do. Share on Facebook      
135Hermits have no peer pressure Share on Facebook      
136Hey Champ! I knew your wife was a real swinger, but I never knew she was a hooker too! Share on Facebook      
137Hey! It compiles! Ship it! Share on Facebook      
138Hey, I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's! Share on Facebook      
139Hey, settle down boys and girls, or Krusty will have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment, again. Share on Facebook      
140Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back? Share on Facebook