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121Gun Control: Use both hands. Share on Facebook      
122Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal! Share on Facebook      
123Guns don't kill people ... Driving 40 in the fast lane kills people. Share on Facebook      
124Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. Share on Facebook      
125Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people. Share on Facebook      
126Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact. Share on Facebook      
127Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. Share on Facebook      
128Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? Share on Facebook      
129Guys, you know what the most expensive thing in the world is? A girl that is free for the evening. Share on Facebook      
130Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant] Share on Facebook