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121Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! Share on Facebook      
122Everyone hits a brick wall now and then, the trick is not to do it with your head. Share on Facebook      
123Everyone in the office is sick. Apparently, it is a staff infection. Share on Facebook      
124Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it. Share on Facebook      
125Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit. Share on Facebook      
126Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Share on Facebook      
127Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner. Share on Facebook      
128Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. Share on Facebook      
129Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Share on Facebook      
130Everyone needs to be loved. Especially when they don't deserve it. Share on Facebook      
131Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Share on Facebook      
132Everyone thinks I'm psychotic...except for my friends deep inside the earth. Share on Facebook      
133Everyone wants to save the earth, but nobody wants to help with the dishes. Share on Facebook      
134Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot. Share on Facebook      
135Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between. Share on Facebook      
136Everything is actually everything else, just recycled. Share on Facebook      
137Everything is always okay in the end, if it's not okay, then it's not the end. Share on Facebook      
138Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Share on Facebook      
139Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. Share on Facebook      
140Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Share on Facebook